Imaginos the Movie - Could Happen

[Martyn White]

>Lets review:  Hit the potty on the opening acts last number; rush back and
>get your spot in front of the stage before they leave.  Do not move.  See
>who lines up next to you when BOC is setting up (remember to shoot the
>breeze with Alan if he's taping the lyrics to Lips in the Hill for Eyes to
>follow), make small talk with your neighbors, make the deal to bring them a
>beer if they hold your spot.  Before BOC begins to play tell your neighbors
>you'll buy them a beer on the way back; go to the potty again ready or not,
>bring back beers for your neighbors and a few unopened ones for your self
>(note it also helps to get the attention of a waitress, if their roaming the
>floors, tell them on your signal to bring ginger ale or water if the
>Oysterboys are a little thirsty on stage), enjoy the show, drink your beer
>moderately and if you gotta go during the Oysters performance wait until
>they play Godzilla to do so.  After the show remember to have your BOC gift
>pak ready if you get to meet the band.  Beers and some imported stuff.
> Afterall they work hard to bring their music to us live and we wouldn't
>want them getting caught up like Jake and Ellwood Blues on a bar tab fiasco.
> What is the bands offical beer anyway?
>
>Ciao
>A(Mr. Manners)B

        AB, have you considered bladder catheterization?

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