Make Way for Rudy

[Martyn White]

>Rudy gets my vote as "Da Man of the Day".  And BTW AB don't have no bladder
>control problem, except when he consumes 6 times his normal consumption of
>beer.  Further for the record rarely will I drink a beer when I go out,
>unless its to a concert.  I'm a College and Pro basketball fanatic and can
>watch hoops around the clock.  During that time if I do two beers I lay off
>the stuff for a week.  Six pack last six days or more in our household, so
>if you stop by and want a beer you'll have to wait until I get back from the
>store.  Total consumption at BOC show in October = 1 Red Dog Draft, 1 Bud
>Ice Draft (at Hooters) 1 Red Wolf (on the way to Jaxx) 2 Bud Ice's before
>Ken Arrives (hey guy how ya doin out there) at least 2 with Ken (I'll buy ya
>one, no I'll buy you one) and 5 with some other buds.  Two Six Packs in 6
>hours get the math.  Kinda hard to hold 144 oz of fluid you rent, not buy,
>in that time frame when you weigh 150 lbs.
>
        Methinks he doth protest too much

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