Merry Calvmass

[Max Wilcox]

YOu can call me a drunken swine
because I like drinking wine
but I'm not realy drunk all the time
I was sober when I made up this rhyme.
There's moonshine in the mountains
and it's goin so cheap
so grab yourself a bucket
a still's waters run deep

There's an injun who married a squaw
whose feet they were size twenty-four
I'll tell you what he marridged her for
if you help me get up from this floor.
There's moonshine in the mountains
and it's goin so cheap
so grab yourself a bucket
a still's water runs deep.

Well the reason this redsking got wed
to his freak footed bride like I said
has completely gone out of my head
won't you please pass that bottle instead
There's moonshine in the mountains
and it's goin so cheap
so grab yourself a bucket
a still's water runs deep.

I remember it much better now
it had somethin to do with a cow
she could milk it with one foot an plough
with the other ... no that aint right somehow
There's moonshine in the mountains
and it's goin so cheap
so grab yourself a bucket
a still's water runs deep.

I recall that they both came to town
she was wearing a buffalo gown
and her old man when he saw my frown
said she's great when she treads them grapes down
There's moonshine in the mountains
and it's goin so cheap
so grab yourself a bucket
a still's water runs deep.

        Merry, for the last time, Calvmass.
-Max