OFF: For Recreational Brain Use Only

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>If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? >
>Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? >
>What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered
plants?
>Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? >
>Is it possible to be totally partial? >
>What's another word for thesaurus?
>If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? >
>Would a fly without wings be called a walk? >
>Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? >
>Can you be a closet claustrophobic? >
>Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean
them?
>Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? >
>If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their >lights
off?
>If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? >
>If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? >
>When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? >
>Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? >
>If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
>Why is the word abbreviation so long? >
>When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? >
>If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?