Quick! - Where's the pub???

[Andrew A. Apold]

>Carl says -
>
>> on the weather.  Oh, and currently sporting a fair smear of facial
>> fuzz, owing to requirements for an upcoming part as a film extra
>> (long story ....).
>
>I've heard some wild excuses for having a bad beard, but this takes the
>biscuit.  :-)
>
>Er, my chin needs protection from the sun...

"Everyone knows you can't grow a beard in space... therefore
        you must all be aliens!"
        - nameless police officer in "The bearded men of station alpha-7"...
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Andrew A. Apold, aka                        "I was corrupt before I had power!"
Roger Shrubstaff                                 - Random, upon being accused
Guildmaster of Reeves                          of being corrupted since
Barony of Silverwater                             becoming King....
Kingdom of the Burning Lands                (Roger Zelazny, d. 1995)