OFF: Bike

[J Strobridge]

Jon Jarrett writes:

>         Your bike seems to have a hell of a time! You obviously haven't
> taken the best defence measure, which is to imbue it with the spirit of
> Lemmy by turning it into a silver machine...


Heh.  I like it.  Paint it silver, set controls for the heart of the sun,
stand back and watch...  8-)   oh yes!

I've thought about one of those exploding purple dye canisters - the type
you protect bank notes with in the event of a robbery.   Alternatively
someone suggested rigging up a small electrical generator and wiring up
the frame.

Can you tell I'm annoyed?

jill

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