In Case Of Sonic Attack On Your District Follow These Rules

[Ted Jackson jr. 6L6]

 From:          C Mumford <cannibal at CUTEY.COM>

> Well well well, it's 4 AM and the world is still made of shit. I live on a
> main street and it's always fun to blast neighbors with annoying music
> clear out of the water when they decide it's time to to losen up their ties
> and play some Bon Jovi for the weekend. Really, they do it because they
> think they are cool! HA!! I decide to give 'em a double dose 'o riff-o-rama
> 70's groove destruction with UFO's "Prince Kajuku" and Third World War's
> "Preaching Violence" at full bass-o-destructo volume with wide open
> windows. They give up immediatly and I'm free to pass out undisturbed on
> the livingroom floor for a couple of hours. I wake up two hours later to
> the sound of Europe and decide to bring out the cavalry. I break out
> Hawkwind's Space Ritual and give them a remastered dose of "Master Of The
> Universe" and "Welcome To The Future" at a maddenlingly earbleeding volume.
> They shut up. Good. I continue with "You Shouldn't Do That" just to nail it
> in and they are still quiet. Good. I top it off with "Sonic Attack", and
> pray they get going again soon so I can break out my Black Sabbath records.
> I'll have to quote Fear on this: "I love livin' in the city" - may they
> pray I don't break out their records too....
>
> Burning the midnight sun,
>
> Christian
>
Christian,
It's good to see you've graduated from cockroaches and sandcrabs to
people!  Keep up the good work, man...
theo