HW: Important notice

Dave Berry daveb at HARLEQUIN.CO.UK
Sun Nov 2 09:43:00 EST 1997


Hyperspace control, stardate 0-zz9-96578-4:

An outbreak of hyperspace turbulence near your star system has resulted
into corruption of the manifestation of the new Hawkwind album in your
reality.  Some tracks intended for the forthcoming Psychedelic Warlords
album were accidentally interspersed with true Hawkwind music.  To hear
the correct version, adjust your Reality Cortex System to ignore tracks
3, 7 and 11, and to insert the soon-to-be-recorded remix of Aerospaceage
Inferno after track 8 ("Wheels").  If you lack modern reality adjustment
systems, a crude simulation may be achieved by programming your audio
reproduction systems accordingly.  If you lack even simple temporal
adjustment systems, you will just have to imagine the new recording of
Aerospacage Inferno, which is a shame, because all of us here at
Hyperspace control can vouch for the fact that it really ROCKS!.  Too
bad if you're too primitive to hear it...



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