OFF: Top 20 fan aesthetics

[Bob Lennon]

Oh....how sad but true......c. mumford is awarded dancing bear car
window decals and a steal your face keychain for this entry.....
>From: C Mumford <cannibal at CUTEY.COM>
>Subject:      OFF: Top 20 fan aesthetics

>1. "I just buy singles or compilations. I just want the songs I like."
>2. "If a song is in the Top 20, it has to be good since so many people
like
>it."
>3. "Alternative Rock is just too weird for me."
>4. "Old music is just silly and goofy, and old fashioned."
>5. "Jazz is stupid and boring."
>6. "Who needs radio when we have MTV?"
>7. "Hardrock is just noise, but I like the romantic ballads."
>8. "The only real country music I like is Garth Brooks."
>9. "David Copperfield is a great magician."
>10. "I don't like live music."
>11. "Phil Collins is better than Peter Gabriel."
>12. "I like some techno, but it has to have words and a melody."
>13. "I like anything I can dance to really."
>14. "We need a Live Aid for the 90's."
>15. "My hippy friend likes Pink Floyd."
>16. "What happened to David Bowie? He used to be good in the 80's."
>17. "I was moved by Elton John writing a song for Lady Diana."
>18. "In the music store, if I'm daring, I just ask for any
recommandation.
>I mean, they work there for a reason and should know."
>|9. "What happened to Level 42?"
>20. "I don't know."
>


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