OFF: Moose!

[Christian Mumford]

Jon Browne wrote:
>
>That still sounds like a lot. What's the population again, 'bout 3
>million?

About 7,5 million Swedes, many of them now working for Norwegian owned
companies (ikkesant, "storebror" Daniel? :-) Norway has about 4 million
people.

>And why then, are not all Volvo's, fitted with Moose-bars as
>standard? This is moose carnage!

Moose tastes good! With cranberry sauce and green bean stew. Yum!!!
Crash into the moose as many times as needed until you know it's tender.

Don't ever crash into a moose with a Saab.

>I didn't know mooses played golf!

The very reason they get run over so much (how many kids get run over playing
ball in the streets, hmmm?). Same rules of fate for careless street-golfing
moose.

Christian