OFF: Choose Your Moose! (Re: OFF: N

[Ola Nyberg]

Christian Mumford wrote:

<CHOOSE YOUR MOOSE (Marty/Bullwinkle)

<They have handed out the golfballs
<and your Volvo's ready too
<But the most important item
<has been left up to you
<You must hit it with precision
<and once it's hit you'll find
<That the moose which you have chosen
<Shall be flattened from behind
<For the moose you have selected
<Stands for dinner and is raw
<But you cannot cook it all now
<you ain't hungry anymore
<Choose your moose a golf game's forming
<Choose your moose the dinner's warming
<Choose your moose
<and choose the ride which you'll be on
<And learn the words of your new song
<for the golf game will be long

Great rewrite! I really like it! But you don't "flatten" a moose very
easily, unless you happen to be driving a huge truck (lorry, this side of
the Pond) at 200 km/h (124,3008 mph for you Imperial people). Most of the
time, the moose will flatten YOU! These are BIG animals.

The annual moose hunting season is now on Sweden! Beware of the moose!
125000 (yes, one hundred and twenty five thousand) of them will be shot,
approximately. You see, the moose has no "natural" enemies anymore. There
aren't that many bears these days...

Ola Nyberg
Stockholm
Sweden