BOC: Where have they been? Explanation.

[Horse Whisperer]

>Andrew A. Apold (mordru at magg.net) proposes thusly...
>I think we need to come up with an fake
>explanation of what the band has been up to.

A storming gig at a speedway in California late 1980's, the final chord
of DFtR still echoing aroung the stadium, Buck holding a screaming high
note at the tail end of the show's final solo, pointing that guitar neck
into the sky....a blinding blue light cuts down from the stars, centred
on the stage - green flashes from the stage blind the audience and as
rapidly as the light had come...darkness.
No band.
No gear.
Just audience and incredulous silence.

Now in 1998, it has transpired that the Blue Oyster Cult were kidnapped
by rock'n'roll loving aliens in order that they jam with Jimi Hendrix,
Elvis, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Django Reinhardt, John Bonham, Cozy
Powell and Jerry Garcia.

Now they have been returned to their earthly existence with the fruits
of their tenure in hyperspace.....and the news that Mr. Shirley IS
Elvis.

Incredibly.

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