OFF:dem comix dem comics dem bone dry komeeks

[BREVARD, Adrian R.]

>(apropos offensively off-topic:I thought the Capt. America movie was
forgivable despite the PLASTIC EARS on Cap.

There were two of these weren't there?  One with Cap vs. the Red Skull
and a second with Reb Brown who was the son of Capt. America.  So bad
MST3K wouldn't touch them.

>Better than Dolph Lundgren as a generic Punisher. Or "Thor" (GAH! Walt S.???)
guesting with Lou Ferrigno/Bill Bixby (RIP) Hulk.

Naw Dolph was ok...heheheheh...I'm just a sucker for all his bad
movies...
Thor on Bill Bixby's Hulk, projectile vomiting commences...yuck

 >Never saw the Daredevil one. Thank GOD!

Never knew they tried it.  Would be pretty simple to do.  I probably
would have liked it as it took me 3-4 episodes to figure the live action
Spidey series was trash...Guess this leaves us few hero movies/series to
be proud of.  The envelope puhlease.....

{riiiippppppp}

"And the winner of the best series based on a comic book character(s) is
BATMAN!  Excepting for the series is Adam West"

'thank you...thank you.  I am here before you today to accept this award
on behalf of the entire creative team...without them, well there would
have been less drama.  But I would be remiss if I did not take advantage
of this forum to speak out on a true injustice.  A wrong, so wrong that
words themselves cannot ease the pain.  To Tim Burton, F*$# you and the
horse you rode in on.  Why couldn't I be Batman in the first movie?  Why
Tim, why?"

>I understand Marvel are going bankrupt again. PRAISE! Lets do the "#1 jig"
AGAIN! Lets just turn the old fans AWAY! We almost got them back with
Gene
Colan on Daredevil and Alan Davis on FF, but NOOOO! STAY AWAY, you
over-25's! (except mr. Brevard :)

Naw comics these days just plain out suck.  Women with disporportionate
bodies and no clothes to boot (hmmm that ain't a bad thing after all).
Nope I can bring out some of my classic Spidey and see more super hero
action in one issue than Marvels entire run of every title in a month.
Oh bring back the graphic Conan Mags...

>Argh. I am a bitter person who occasionally reads Comics Journal (no comics
anymore aside from Hellblazer, or Crumb comix, it seems) just to bitch
and say "Yeah! assholes! Grrr!"

Well if you want some real entertainment you should read the Tick.  I'm
a bigger fan of the animated series but the comic isn't half bad.

>Theo, keep your memories, and like sell those fuckin books FAST ey???? I
already told you you were stinkin rich months ago- :)

Naw better idea, keep your memories and just mail the books to me
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Ghost in the Ruins

OBMost underrated Marvel Hero - The Black Panther