I've got a sausage machine

[Hall, Russell J]

I love to grind
with a sausage machine
and I'm still pretty keen
Do you want to grind
forequarters & hind
making some links,
right next to the sink
It works like a dream
and antiseptically clean
thats my sausage Machine
I love to grind
with my sausage machine
> Do you want to grind
> forequarters & hind
stuffing those skins,
made from cow intestines

I know what you are saying - these lyrics are the 'wurst'



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> From:         Brian Coulthard[SMTP:brian-coulthard at EMAIL.MSN.COM]
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> Subject:      I've got a sausage machine
>
> Did anyone see the Reeves and Mortimer show on Saturday on BBC1 when Vic
> Reeves sang a rather unusual version of Silver Machine while some one was
> stuffing a sausage. He changed the words to "I've got a sausage machine"
>
>