OFF: Win95 Themes

[Hall, Russell J]

> Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.
> During dinner, he told them, "I need three important people to send my
> message out to all people. Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."
>
> Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have
> two really bad news items for you: (1) God really exists and (2)
> Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."
>
> Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told
> them, "I have Good news and Bad News: (1) God really does exist; (2) The
> Bad news is tomorrow he is destroying the earth."
>
> Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced. "I have two
> fantastic announcements: (1) I am one of the three most important people
> on earth and (2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."
>
>
>
>
> ----------
> From:         Carl E. Anderson[SMTP:cea20 at CUS.CAM.AC.UK]
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> Sent:         Wednesday, September 23, 1998 8:26 AM
> To:   Multiple recipients of list BOC-L
> Subject:      Re: BOC: theme
>
> On Wed, Sep 23, 1998 12:02 am +0100 "Andy Gilham"
> <Andy.Gilham at BTINTERNET.COM> wrote:
> > It's like a Windows 95 thing.  Antichrist to some.
>
>     Nah, just a false prophet riding on the coat-tails of the
> true messiah (who, not having generated sufficient publicity
> to hold popular support, is being crucified ;)
>
> Cheers,
> Carl
>
> --
> Carl Edlund Anderson
> Dept. of Anglo-Saxon, Norse, & Celtic
> St. John's College, University of Cambridge
> mailto:cea20 at cus.cam.ac.uk
> http://hea-www.harvard.edu/~carl/
>