OFF: Re: Gong world tour

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Here's that Daevid Allen 'prose' from Byron Bay I mentioned (FWIW). Am I
alone in thinking he's lost it?

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---daevid allen <snipped! .com.au> wrote:
>
> OH LAWD SAVE ME
> PLEASE SAVE ME LAWD
> ITS SUNDAY
> & ITS 1999
>
> PLEASE....
> SAVE ME FROM THE ORDINARY AUSTRALIAN
>
> I  DONT SEE TOO MANY ROUND HERE THANK GOD
> I THOUGHT I SAW A COUPLE IN  WOOLWORTHS ONCE
> SOMETIMES YOU SEE EM  ON TV ADS
> THERES A FEW UP THE ROAD THAT TRY PRETTY HARD
> BUT NOT QUITE HARD ENOUGH
> DO YOU MISTA TUCKERBAG?
>
> I CANT STAND
> ORDINARY AUSTRALIANS
>
> ORDINARY DECENT HARDWORKING TAX PAYING AUSTRALIANS
> HONEST DECENT RED NECK RIGHT WING MONEY GROVELLING
> EARTH FLATTENING
> SEA POISONING
> KOORIE HATING
> ANTI LAND RIGHTS
> BIGOTED RACIST XENOPHOBIC
> ORDINARY DECENT
> HARD WORKING AUSTRALIANS
>
> ORDINARY DECENT HARD WORKING
> CULTURALLY CHALLENGED
> AUSTRALIANS...
> ...CAN SOMEBODY
>  ESSENTIALLY
> OIL THE RUSTY CRINGE?
>
> BUT
> DONCHA LOVE EM TO DEATH?
> THOSE ORDINARY DECENT
> SMALL TIME
> INSENSITIVE .STUPID. DIM WITTED
> ARROGANT. AGGRESSIVE. LYING BAD TEMPERED. SHIT
CENTRED
> OVER PAID. OVER FED. LAZY  SPOILT BRAT
> HARD WORKING TAX PAYING AUSTRALIANS
> WITH THEIR RATIONAL NATIONAL EXCUSES
> FOR RIPPING THE SOUL OUT OF PUBLIC RAINFORRESTS
> TO MAKE EXQUISITE JAPANESE WRAPPING PAPER
> &  THEN POCKETING THE YEN SNARLING:
> HANDS OF MY MONEY
> YOU THEIVING BARSTARDS
> OR I'LL GET YOU BUSTED FOR SMOKING HOPE
>
> OH BABY
> DONCHA LOVE EM WHEREVER THEY ARE?
>  THOSE ORDINARY DECENT HARDWORKING BATTLERS
> MOUTHS STUFFED WITH
> PAVLOVS PAVLOVA
> FINGERS STICKIN TO THE SCRIPT OF THE HUNDREDTH
MONKEY -SAYIN:
> SHE'LL BE RIGHT &
> NO WORRIES MATE &
> FUCK YOU JACK I'M OK
>
> MARCHING LIKE PACKER- -PROGRAMMED LEMMINGS
> OFF CLIFFS INTO B GRADE SOAPIES
> RESENTING ALL EXCELLENCE
> MOWING DOWN THE TALL POPPIES WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING
ABOUT
> THE OPIATE OF THE PEOPLE
>
>  hey
> get that barstard off the mike
> get the fuckwit outa sight
>  JUST GET HIM OUT.....
>
> YEAH RIGHT!
> BRING ON THE SPIN!
> SO  I SAY FUCK YOU TOO DONALD BRADMAN
>  & SPORTING HEROES OF THE FOURTH REICH
> YOU GOT THE ANSWER HAVE YA?
> JUST BRING ON THE SPIN BOWLERS WITH THEIR UGLY
MOUTHS. &THEN:
> BRING ON THE
> SPORTS TONIGHT
> SPIN DOCTORS
> TO SPIN US ALL OUT
> TILL WE'RE WRECKED ON
> THE RECREATIONAL DRUGS
> YOU PROP UP BY PROHIBITION
> ADDICTED TO THE THE ROMANCE OF  DEATH BY HARD WORK
> HARD DRINK  HARD  DRUGS
> HARD EYED WITH NATIONAL PRIDE
> YEAH
> I'M AN OZZIE MATE AN MY MATES ARE TOO
> SO IF YOUR NOT AN OZZIE
> WOT ARE YA?
>
> TO THIS I SAY:
> AUSTRALIA
> TAKE YR MANGO FLAVOURED CONDOM OFF
> YOU WONT CATCH ANYTHING EXCEPT  A
> NOT SO FLASH  REFLECTION
> OF YOURSELFISH
> NO
> YOU WONT CATCH ANYTHING YOU HAVENT GOT ALREADY
> EXCEPT THE SAD S'TRUTH COBBER-MATE-BLUEY...
> THAT THERE IS NO HONEST
> DECENT HARDWORKING AUSTRALIAN
>
> WAAAAAAAAAKE UP AUSTRALIA!
> THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND
> YOUR CASTLES MADE OF SAND
> THIS PLACE WAS NEVER CALLED AUSTRALIA
> WE RIPPED IT OFF
> & THATS COOL DUDE
> THATS SOMETHING TO FIGHT FOR...AY?
> SO WE CAN  USE IT UP
> & BURN IT OUT
> BEFORE THE KIDS GET A CHANCE TO TASTE IT
> & WASTE IT
>  EVEN MORE
> YEAH!  WE ARE PEOPLE OF
> NO COUNTRY  NO NATIONALITY
> NO PRIDE
> SIMPLY WORRIED WORLD CITIZENS
> WITH BAD TASTE IN CLOTHES &
> BAD BREATH IN BED
> (& THATS WHY I AUGHT TO KEEP
> MY BIG MOUTH  SHUT) she said
>
> SO COME ON
> YOU ORDINARY DECENT
> AUSSIE  BATTLERS
> DO THE ONLY THING YOU DO WELL
> BEAT UP THE POET!
> THAT'LL SHOW HIM WONT IT?
>
> CUM ON OZIE CUM ON
> STICK THE BOOT IN
> WHILE HE'S DOWN
>
> THATS THE WAY WE GRINNERS
> WIN IN SPORT
> STICK THE BOOT IN
> EVEN WHEN HE'S HISTORY
>
> THAT'LL TEACH HIM
>  TO TELL THE TRUTH
> IN A FREE COUNTRY
> daevid allen 99




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