Beer

[Chris Warburton]

Thought you might like this that came to the Jackie Leven listserver via
the Pogues/Shane McGowan list:

> After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
> presidents decided to go out for a beer.
>
> The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would like the
> world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from
> the shelf and gives it to him.
>
> The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
> me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
>
> The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
> Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
>
> The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The
> bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
>
> The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you
> drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies "Well, if you
> guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."