OFF: Freevibe.com

[Sen. Volstead]

www.freevibe.com

This is the stuff legends are made of!! It's a bafflingly stupid anti-drug
website aimed at young teens!

here's an excerpt:

"                What are hallucinogens?

                    Hallucinogens, duh, are drugs that make you
                    hallucinate. The most popular are acid and
                    mushrooms.

                 What do they look like?

                    Acid usually comes in the form of a small, saturated
                    piece of paper (a blotter) that users place on the
                    tongue, where it infuses into the blood stream.
                    Mushrooms look like dried mushrooms. (Hey! These
                    aren't the same mushrooms you find on your pizza or
                    in a spinach salad--there are thousands of different
                    kinds of mushrooms. Hallucinogenic mushrooms are
                    unique, and contain a poison which can make you
                    feel "high"--while screwing up your brain.)

                 What do they do?

                    Hallucinogens, duh, make users hallucinate. In other
                    words, the five senses start to play tricks on them,
                    and they lose their sense of time and direction.
                    Users become very strange, and very often violent
                    against themselves or others."