OFF: Top 10 Reasons Why One Did Not Attend Quarkstock

[Cliff & Pam Wheaton]

I have to add one: Wayyyy tooo far away to go-I'd have loved to be there,
but couldn't afford plane fare and was unable  to take the time off from
work to go. I'd love to see  some of these get further West.
Pam

Karen Kusic wrote:

> Found on:
>
> http://www.quarkspace.com/quarksto.htm  :)
> (reviews there too . . .)
> The whole fest was very well done.  I'm really glad I went!  Hope to see
> everyone there next year! - Karen
>
> Mike Sary of French TV created a top 10 list of reasons why one did not
> attend Quarkstock.  Enjoy....
>
> 1)Too distraught over collapse of Bruford/Fripp working relationship to
> leave house.
>
> 2)None of the bands spoke Italian or Hungarian.
>
> 3)The sooner Paul Williams goes bankrupt, the sooner he'll be forced to
> join Hawkwind.
>
> 4)Saving up to buy $89.99"Transatlantic Deluxe Boxed Set Edition "[Disc
> 1:Roine Stolt changing strings and tuning; Disc 2:Neal Morse going
> "Check 1,2,test,test..."for 72 minutes; Disc 3:Pete T. practicing 8th
> notes; Disc 4:Mike Portney's attempts to isolate squeaky bass pedal].
>
> 5)Attacked by toy robot at previous BORN TO GO gig.
>
> 6)Bought David Lynch's "piece of shit" car recently.
>
> 7)Had frightening premonition of FRENCH TV's bass cabinet blowing up.
>
> 8)Showed up at wrong "Ruby Tuesday's" and ate chicken wings all night
> instead.
>
> 9)Couldn't afford industrial-strength sunscreen to cope with Solaris
> Light Show.
>
> 10)MORONI,MORONI,MORONI!!!
>
> --
> "Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production
> deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
> - Frank Zappa

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