OFF (and HW): Chickens and Roads

[John H. McCartney]

Gods, I died over this one!

I forwarded it to a friend, who came up with a few more,
not all prog related.....


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how about these...

Greg Lake chicken - got halfway across the road and realized how hungry
he was.  Devoured himself while crooning c'est la vie.

Fripp chicken - got most of the way across then realized someone had
been taking photos and videotaping his progress.  Stopped in his
tracks muttering about vampiric relationships and was run over by a
VW bus crammed full of recording equipment speeding to the next Phish gig.

Phil Collins chicken - started off with purpose but 3/4 of the way through
laid down and exposed himself to any car that paid real money.

AC/DC chicken - began strutting across the road 25 years ago screaming, 'balls,
balls, balls'...hasn't moved an inch.

Henry Rollins chicken - crosses to the middle of the road, throws himself
in front of any car that gets too close.

Eloy chicken - crosses first 3rd of the road disguised as the jethro tull
chicken, the second 3rd as the pink floyd chicken, the final 3rd as itself
but nobody cares anymore.

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