OFF: "oops! she's done it again" (BONK!)

[Richard Lockwood]

That'd be Denis Law who started his English football career with
Huddersfield Town then...

(Any opportunity)  :-)

For all those who genuinely don't know who David Beckham is (HELLO
AMERICA!)...

> Man United are playing Chelsea at Old Trafford one Saturday
> afternoon. Fifteen minutes into the game George Weah is
> adjudged to have fouled Jaap Stam at a corner and furiously
> shouts and remonstrates at the ref. On seeing this, Beckham
> goes up to Weah, puts a finger up to his lips and says "Shhhhh."
>
> Then he bursts out laughing and runs off leaving Weah
> somewhat bewildered. Ten minutes later Dwight Yorke puts
> United one up after sloppy defending and George is furious at
> his defence and shouts at them to get their act together.
> Once again Beckham comes up to Weah, says "Shhhh," starts
> wetting himself laughing and runs off again.
>
> Weah turns to his equally puzzled team mates, but they all
> shrug their shoulders in confusion too. Just before half time
> old George loses his cool again and shouts at a linesman, and
> for a third time Beckham repeats his strange act. The half
> time whistle blows and as the players walk off, Roy Keane
> goes up to Beckham and says "Hey Becks, what's all that about
> with Weah then?"
>
> Beckham whispers something in Keane's ear, and the Corkman
> looks to the heavens and says to Beckham "No you eejit, he's
> a Liberian!"
>

Cheers,

Rich.

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----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Warburton <desdinova at EARTHLING.NET>
To: Multiple recipients of list BOC-L <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
Sent: Friday, March 31, 2000 12:58 PM
Subject: Re: OFF: "oops! she's done it again" (BONK!)


> At 12:03 31/03/00, you wrote:
> >William Duffy writes:
> >
> > > > OK, so who's David Beckham?
> > > >
> > > Famous British soccer player.
> >
> >I thought that was George Best?
> >
> >FoFP
> Naaah, Denis Law....
>
> And for those who kinda missed the point, of course I know who "Posh" &
> "Becks" are - I'm sick of the sight of their soppy mugs every time i walk
> into a supermarket!!!!
>
> ChrisW
>
> "a cynic is a man who when he smells flowers looks around for a coffin" -
> Bierce


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