HW: The Time Of The Hawklords

[MissileCommand]

"Steve P." wrote:

> On Thu, 4 May 2000 18:13:41 +0100, you sent through the ether:
>
> >hee hee!
> >
> >His plimsolls were the biggest I *ever* saw.
>
> That's what the song is about.. when we were in Wales he took a bath,
> and his trainers were outside the room stinkin' up a storm.. naturally
> being a size 50 or something he found shoes hard to find & didn`t
> replace them too often, hence stinkeroo.. Fred & I took them out to the
> middle of a field, doused with petrol & incinerated them for the good of
> mankind. I made him a replacement pair out of cardboard & gaffer (duct)
> tape ..which he wore for weeks... <sigh>
>
> -S.

That's the funniest thing i've read in weeks.