HW: Croydon

[Maxine Wesley]

I've found Brixton Academy one of the best venues for the vertically
challenged as the 'stalls'/arena area slopes gently to the front.

Punk music gigs are generally good for short people as you get to
see the band every 2nd beat at least ...boing!

Iain -  I would definately rather you were standing in front since you
are smaller than I am (166.37cm) (and that is the only reason,
honest guv)  ...

M at xine

Date sent:              Fri, 2 Feb 2001 09:41:22 +0000
From:                   iain ferguson <iainferguson at CS.COM>
Subject:                Re: HW: Croydon

> I'm 5foot 2 and dont give a damn. If a tall person is infront of me at a gig (
> i get them to move , else stand infront of them . if it means i get to the
> front well cool, if not i'm happy.
>
> The fact is, if you are short like myself, i find tall people most
> accomodating, if not I set my 5foot penis on them, that usually does the trick.
>
> Love and peace ( with a little rude banter)
>
> iain