HW - Newcastle

[M Holmes]

keith kirk writes:

> > > Mike what's your favourite part of the haggis? Are you a leg man,
> > > a breast man, or what?

> >A leg man really.  I like the downhill legs because they're longer.

> its not so much the haggis its the special guns they use that i would
> like to get my hands on .a mangy kur,ps.i do hear inverness is a good
> place for them guns

The guns that fire around hills? Yes, you can get the ones that fire
widdershins in Inverness. If you want to fire the other way, you'd have
to get one specially made.

> as for the haggis i bet inverness has a meaning
> for them

Yes, there's a stone circle in the woods outside Inverness where old
haggii go to die.

FoFP