off Re: Musical Jokes

[Babylon Hythe]

A few oldies:

        What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
        With a drum machine you only have to punch the rhythm in once.

        Why do groups have drummers?
        To translate between the musicians and the roadcrew.

        How do you know if there is a singer at the door?
        Because he has the wrong key, and comes in through the window

        If you are trapped in lift with Adolf Hitler, Charlie Manson and a drummer,
and you have a gun with 2 bullets, what do you do?
        Shoot the drummer twice, just to make sure.

        What's the difference between a drummer and a roadie?
        Drumsticks.

        What has an IQ of 76?
        A drummers convention.

        What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
        Homeless.

        Sorry about the delay in posting this, but you know.......

                                                                        Dave