OFF..another cheesadelic coleman post

[Michael W Blackman]

Blasphemous sinners!!!

Repent thy evil ways

Join the TRUE!!!!  Church of GOD*
and read the TRUE scriptures

Yeah the book of CYRIL** doth say:

"......even though thou art damned for all eternity and sinners a little
while after, ye shall still be allowed to grovell at my feet ...... and
sniff the true scent of repentence...."

* (( all characters and events are fictional & mostly just not true at
all ))
** ((ditto))

8>B


----- Original Message -----
From: Richard Stockwell <richard at CRANIUM.CO.NZ>
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
Sent: Friday, March 16, 2001 7:49 PM
Subject: Re: OFF..another cheesadelic coleman post


> > Help!  I need to figure which is THE true religion, for the End is
surely
> near.
>
> I always though it was Confucius (devotion to family & ancestral spirits)
> for he said "Man with hand in cookie jar not necessarily fu*king crackers"
> and for the opposite sex he said "Woman who fly upside down in airplane
not
> necessarily have crack up".
>         Oh and I think Confucius would have had a sense of humour as well
for he
> always smiling with his laughing eyes.
>
> Regards
>
> Richard
> Cranium Music
> http://www.cranium.co.nz
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>