Snivelling New Age Guys...... :) Off on a tangent - ooooopppsy's

[Michael W Blackman]

I thought this was funny enough to post -

> Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?
> * 6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6
weeks
> * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
> * There is no access to fast food.
> * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
> * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
> chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.
> * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must
> apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
> * They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children
> at 3:00 am; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and
> one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
> * The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
> * The winner is the man left with enough energy to make SATISFYING wild
and
> passionate love to his spouse at a moment's notice.

Tee hee.....