OFF; TURN ON YOUR TV'S

[M Holmes]

Alastair Lee Sumner writes:

> Not sure if it's true but I've heard that the London Stock Exchange and
> Canary Warf have been evacuated and London is on some kind of security
> alert.

true, but nothing much happened here except that overflight of London
has been banned and the FTSE100 Index fell 5.7% before being closed an
hour early.

Next up could be global financial meltdown, which was also probably part
of the plan.

FoFP