Dave and Nik in "We're mates again" shocker!!!

[f. rat]

lshmafo!

F. Rat (translation available under plain brown wrapper)

Richard Lockwood wrote:
>
> > > Actually I can't think of a better conclusion to all of this than Dave
> > > and Nik making it up again and Nik re-appearing playing his amazing
> > > saxoscope with Dave's Hawks at gigs up and down this fair isle!
>
> Indeed.  Provided Dave could get him to stop when required...
>
> Imagine the scene - anyone who was at the Hawkestra at Brixton will know
> what I'm wittering on about...
>
> "Nik, the song's finished."
>
> "BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEWWWAAAAHHHHH"
>
> "Nik, we've finished - we're doing Silver Machine now, which doesn't require
> sax."
>
> "BWWWWAAAAAAAAOOOEEEEE  HONK HONK HONK BWAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>
> "Nik, are you listening to me?"
>
> "HONK HONK HONK BRRRRRUUUPPPPPP..."
>
> "Nik, would you kindly play that penny whistle thing please?"
>
> "ppphhhhrrreeeeeeppppp  HONK HONK HONK"
>
> "Ideally not at the same time as the Selmar Mk 6 tenor sax that you're so
> proud of."
>
> "PPPHHHRRRRRRTTTTTT, frrreeeeeeppppp, HONK HONK HONK"
>
> <BAND>
> *wawawawawawawaaaaaashhweeeeeeweeeeshhhhooooowwweeeeoooeeeeoooeeeblangablang
> ablanga...*
>
> "I, I just took a ride..."
>
> "HONK HONK HONK I've got a lizard costume dontcha know HONK HONK HONK HONJK
> (I'm big in Belgium)"
>
> "Right ladies and gentlemen, we're going home.  We hope you've enjoyed the
> show, good night."
>
> "HONK HONK BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA BONES OF ELVIS BWWWWAAAA  HONK HONK
> ppphhreeeeeeeeeep."
>
> *click*
>
> "Dave?  Dave?  Who turned out the lights?"
>
> Yup.  I can see that working.
>
> ;-)
>
> Cheers,
>
> Rich.