OFF: Sesame-Lemmy St.

[Chuck Rosenberg]

---Fwd'd from another list...

Hi all,

For years, people have compared the vocals of Motorheads Ian 'Lemmy'
Kilminster with the vocals of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster. (Cookie, by the
way, is a hero in his own right.)

I was wondering, if Motorhead went on Sesame Street, or perhaps if Mr. Cookie
joined the band, what kind of songs they'd come up with.

Here are some ideas:

'A' of Spades'

'Groverkill'

'Stay Clean/Rubber Ducky'

'Oscarmatron'

'Another Perfect J'

'Ernie Fist'

'Die You Bigbird'

'Sammy the Snakebite Love'

'BomBert'

''C' is for 'Capricorn'

'Metropo-Snuffaluppagus'

'Elmo-torhead'

'Walk a Kermit Mile'

'Nothing Up My Sleeve' (Performed by Mumford the Magician)

Any more ideas?

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'Cookie Monster is not a letter of the alphabet!'

(Kermit, yelling at some dumb kid who wouldn't cooperate.)