OFF: virus help

[M Holmes]

Michael W Blackman writes:

> > So, any suggestions for how to get it spinning again?
>
> I would recomend the following TECHNICAL procedures.....
>
> First locate and purchase (A) 5 Grams of high quality SPEED and (B) 2
> athletic mice, gerbils or chipmuks.  (Chipmonks being naturally speedy would
> be the ideal choice)
>
> connect a rodent running wheel to your hard drive via gears and little gear
> belts
>
> Allow said rodents to ingest just enough speed untill their little eyeballs
> look about to pop out ( not to far tho - they can't see)
>
> place one hyper rodent into the running wheels  (saving other rodent for when
> the first get tired)
>
> dangle a piece of the rodents fave food in front of running wheel
>
> having done all this correctly you should find you have a fully operational
> hard drive again with at least a 75% increase in Hard disk RPM and the data
> seek time will be exceptional....

That's all well and good, but Bill Gates has patented this for Windoze
and will undoubtedly sue me.

FoFP