OFF:"Helpful tips for dealing with THE OOZE"

[Steven Skane]

Alway's liked Johnny Blade. I dont hate that album. Quite like most of it
really.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Johnny Blade" <deltawave at METRONET.COM>
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
Sent: Wednesday, March 13, 2002 4:10 PM
Subject: Re: OFF:"Helpful tips for dealing with THE OOZE"


> "Johnny" (you know he's a spider)- (calmly appears on-scene and can be
> witnessed rolling up sleeves)- THEN-(with an overdone air of satisfaction
> and something almost like pleasure)-Pusht! Pffft Pusht! Pffff  Pusht!
> (shake shake shake) PFfff (droop, escaping air sound)  (gag, cough, choke
> choke)(sudden look of concern)(waving and flailing)  ...Michael
> quick!.(cough)..this 1978 can of vintage "Over To You" whoop-ass only had
> enough to throw up a screen, and besides that it wouldn't save you or me
> anyway if we don't run,,,,,so RUN! (extends hand )(picture the first
> Sabbath LP cover for Johnny's likeness)(or is that Johnnie?)...(conversing
> to Michael as they run like silly school pranksters out too late on
> Halloween, in jumpy, out-of-breath, slightly panicked but somehow excited
> tone) "boy you really pick some great ones to annoy in here,  alien dude"
.
> "what's your excuse?  mmmm?", and "this one's costing you since I couldn't
> find your buddies anywhere in sight"...."lucky I had a long-sleeve shirt
> on or else my elbow grease wouldn't have 'looked right' in the illusion"
> anyway, lets go practice our
> BOC-L nettiquette, I nabbed a bunch of Doug P's old messages, so we'll
have
> a good model of most of the major "moves", and I think we got some
> "swazzlie" ones in there too!!" (still lumbering away as out-of-breath
> pants increase, gait slowing a bit)....
> "and your timing man"..."PHEW"!  lol!  "lets head back to Yahoo list and
> make a wishbone out of Layla and see who wins?" that'll be good to clear
> your mind, then we can buckle down and study all these cool tricks that
> some BOC-L'ers are applying so mightily fast and with lightning sharp
> precision!" ....."like restraint!"  "I can't WAIT to know that one" (now
> becomming tiny bodies out beyond BOC-L and far enough away to escape the
> danger)....for now,,...
> (the tiny faint faint faint glowing of JUNIORS EYES is all but dimimished
> to nothing as the tiny bouncing dots are only seen when he turns back to
> speak at the one posing as a wizard dude dude, who is anxious to shed the
> "stume", and to clean up the scattered pics before someone looks in
there:-)
> ps - to THE REAL JON....Hi,,I had forgotten this is a (subject oriented)
> DISCUSSION list myself, since I am so used to the daily lunacy of the
other
> one's I am on...I CAME, I READ, I UNDERSTOOD....MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!
> cheers
> must go now to -"lose the ooze" LOL haha (nothing to do with BOC-L in
> origin, but applied here)
>
>
>
> >        You don't really have the idea yet, do you? When the good Mr
> >Gilham informed you that this was not a chat room he was not messing you
> >about. You keep calling it a chat list, but it's not. And only the most
> >uptight would mind a little deviation from strict topic, but I myself
like
> >BOC-L for its content, the information, the things I learn. Also the
> >things that make me laugh. Almost everyone who posts to the list provides
> >one or the other. Can you please learn one of them at least (hint: I
don't
> >think Python quotes or toilet humour really enhance things much)?
> >
> >        I enclose below an old message from the good Mr Ben Cohen who
> >presumably blocked <michelangelo68 at ozemail.au.com> a long time ago and
> >posted you something similar anyway, but because I care (!) here it
> >is (again). It's do to with what OFF is as far as this list goes. Please
> >please take it on board. Yours,
> >                                Jon
>