TOTALLY OFF: Who died...

[Michael W Blackman]

Blasphemerrrrrrr!!!!
We aLL know that we (blokes) were created from a patch of dirt and that his bitch was created from one of that blokes ribs.  Amphibians...Evolution...herecy I say!!
So what if the whole thing sounds a bit like Alchemy or magic - we'll burn YOU at the stake if you try to make a bloke out of soil and his bitch outta his rib...
AND!! anyone else who performs feats of any incredible mystical nature.
Anyway...I've got backwards religions to convert and squash and books to burn.....
Gotta go

Ps - You can't go to Mars cause.... because.... ehhmmm'THE BIBLE SAYS SO!! ( I think )
<<If it doesn't - we'll add it in the next edition>>

Pope Bruce IV

>>>>I blame that first amphibian that walked up onto >>>the beach. It was
>>always going to be uphill from there.