Metallica

[Richard Lockwood]

> > Yeah, but what normal person could stand Dave [Mustaine] for more than a
> > couple days?
>
> Or Nik Turner, or Ritchie Blackmore, or....
>

M'lud, I refer you to my previous answer...

"PPPWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH - HONK HONK HONK SNMNMNRRRPHHHHH"
"PPHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR  HONK HONK HONK"

My learned friend has in fact pointed out to me that that's not how "Silver
Machine" goes...

"HONK HONK HONK PWWWWAAAAAAAAAA, FREEEP FREEEEP PHHHWAAAAHHHHHH"

Thank you Mr Turner...

"Widdlewiddlewiddle I play olde english folk these days dontcha know widdle
widdle widdle"

(aside) Is that Mr Blackmore?

Yes m'lud, I believe so.

"widdlewiddlewiddlewaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa"

Could you ask him to shut up please?

I'll try m'lud.

"widdlewiddlewiddle"

MR BLACKMORE!

"NoodlenoodlenoodleItoughtYngwieallheknowsnoodlewiddlewiddlescallopedfretboa
rdwiddle"

SHUT THE **** UP!

"HONK HONK HONK PPPPHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

And you Mister Turner!

"dagadagadagadagadahgadagadagadagadaghadagadagafdagaTHESEBOOTSAREMADEFORWALK
INGdagadagadagadaga"

Oh bollocks - who let Mr Mustaine in here?

"HONK HONK HONK PWWWWAAAAAAAAAA, FREEEP FREEEEP PHHHWAAAAHHHHHH"

"I'm better than Ian Anderson you know tweedle deedle Bones of Elvis HONK
HONK HONK"

"widdlewiddlepointless noodle widdlewiddle
ThatbastardDaveHill'sgotnothingonmewhenitcomestovibratowiddlewiddle"

Oh f***

"DAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADA"

(aside) I he going to come up with an ironic album title soon?

I believe so m'lud

"HONK HONK HONK"

(aside) Has he not gone home yet?

You'll be ****ing lucky m'lud

"noodlenoodle...

Repeat ad nauseam.

Cheers,

Rich.

(I believe I did this joke some time ago...)  :-)