HW: NIK: Metallica/Nik Joke

[Ben Fagin]

Anyone who plays with Dave Brock will be good, when he has finished with
them they should go back to what they're best at......


-----Original Message-----
From: BOC/Hawkwind Discussion List [mailto:BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU] On
Behalf Of Cliff & Pam Wheaton
Sent: 16 November 2002 09:12
To: BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU
Subject: Re: Metallica

Richard,
Would you by chance have the original of that joke? I failed too keep
it, and
thought it was a hoot!
I also failed to send it to my buddy that got me into Hawkwind!
It was about the funniest thing I'd read for a bit, and needed that!
Thanks,
Pam

Richard Lockwood wrote:

> > > Yeah, but what normal person could stand Dave [Mustaine] for more
than a
> > > couple days?
> >
> > Or Nik Turner, or Ritchie Blackmore, or....
> >
>
> M'lud, I refer you to my previous answer...
>
> "PPPWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH - HONK HONK HONK SNMNMNRRRPHHHHH"
> "PPHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR  HONK HONK HONK"
>
> My learned friend has in fact pointed out to me that that's not how
"Silver
> Machine" goes...
>
> "HONK HONK HONK PWWWWAAAAAAAAAA, FREEEP FREEEEP PHHHWAAAAHHHHHH"
>
> Thank you Mr Turner...
>
> "Widdlewiddlewiddle I play olde english folk these days dontcha know
widdle
> widdle widdle"
>
> (aside) Is that Mr Blackmore?
>
> Yes m'lud, I believe so.
>
> "widdlewiddlewiddlewaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa"
>
> Could you ask him to shut up please?
>
> I'll try m'lud.
>
> "widdlewiddlewiddle"
>
> MR BLACKMORE!
>
>
"NoodlenoodlenoodleItoughtYngwieallheknowsnoodlewiddlewiddlescallopedfre
tboa
> rdwiddle"
>
> SHUT THE **** UP!
>
> "HONK HONK HONK PPPPHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>
> And you Mister Turner!
>
>
"dagadagadagadagadahgadagadagadagadaghadagadagafdagaTHESEBOOTSAREMADEFOR
WALK
> INGdagadagadagadaga"
>
> Oh bollocks - who let Mr Mustaine in here?
>
> "HONK HONK HONK PWWWWAAAAAAAAAA, FREEEP FREEEEP PHHHWAAAAHHHHHH"
>
> "I'm better than Ian Anderson you know tweedle deedle Bones of Elvis
HONK
> HONK HONK"
>
> "widdlewiddlepointless noodle widdlewiddle
> ThatbastardDaveHill'sgotnothingonmewhenitcomestovibratowiddlewiddle"
>
> Oh f***
>
> "DAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADAGADA"
>
> (aside) I he going to come up with an ironic album title soon?
>
> I believe so m'lud
>
> "HONK HONK HONK"
>
> (aside) Has he not gone home yet?
>
> You'll be ****ing lucky m'lud
>
> "noodlenoodle...
>
> Repeat ad nauseam.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Rich.
>
> (I believe I did this joke some time ago...)  :-)

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