OFF:Other bands/metalifestyle

[Cpt Blue Skin]

I shall endeavour to describe the ceremony as it stands.  (Can't find a
bloody swallow african or european - might be because Im in Australia and
the only thing I can catch are wombats - dunno)
anyway.....
The initiate shall make a pilgrimage to the sacred lands of Tibet.  On the
third day after arrival the initiate shall don the traditional robes - which
are - red plaid cotton dress and long blonde double pony tail wig that curls
out from the side of the head.  An authentic OOMPAH band costume would
suffice at a pinch........

then the initiate shall - for exactly three hours - run around the streets
screaming GO HOME FASCISTS - GO HOME COMMIE PIGS - WARBBLE WARBBLE
PaTWaNNNNG - kachooie!

----- Original Message -----
From: "Ben Fagin" <vulcanfoundry at BLUEYONDER.CO.UK>
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
Sent: Thursday, January 23, 2003 9:47 AM
Subject: Re: OFF:Other bands/metalifestyle


> Where will the ceremony take place?
>
> How will the Swallows get from Africa (where they are now) to the location
of
> the ceremony?
>
> Dont get me wrong Mike, I have no need of video evidence, I know full well
of
> the noble lord flibble's entitlement to the accession.
>
> Oh goody, now there's always a Silver Lining!
>
> Sorry I mean Silver Machine.
>
> > xtracted from Ore and refined and engineered
> >  into various Machines
>
>
> On Wednesday 22 Jan 2003 10:55 pm, you wrote:
> > I thought they were the same, in the Winter they're African and the
Summer
> > European? I think that this process is called Migration. Anyway to guess
an
> > answer to your most intelligent quest sir, I imagine that Bob will have
to
> > wait until Summer when the Swallows return to us from sunnier climes.
But
> > in the meantime I'll hint at what a Metal lifestyle might be:
> >
> > Heavy Metal: A Substance extracted from Ore and refined and engineered
> > into various Machines which are capable of driving people into lunatics
who
> > wield Axes on stage shouting Woooaaarrrgghhhh and generally get paid
loadsa
> > munny.
> >
> > Lifestyle: Drinking Beer, Whoring, insulting journalists, Indulging in
> > Satanic Sex Magick.  Driving various forms of Transport extremely fast.
> >
> > Thats it!
> >
> > In a Nutshell.
> >
> > My Sixpence worth.
> >
> > On Wednesday 22 Jan 2003 10:29 pm, you wrote:
> > > In a message dated 1/22/2003 5:28:25 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> > >
> > > michael_1968 at OZEMAIL.COM.AU writes:
> > > > you haven't acknowledged Mr Flibbles rightful place on the throne
yet.
> > > > Now we require video evidence of the ceremony of which details will
be
> > > > sent via African swallow - unless there are some European swallows
> > > > around.  then two european swallows will deliver said message.
> > > > ;-)
> > >
> > > ok, ok, i give up...
> > > moving on
> > > bobm