HW:last night in Newcastle

[M Holmes]

Alan Taylor writes:

> What's the deal with the Christmas single?  Do we need to take our passport
> to get it?

I didn't need mine.

Next year though, you'll need a biometric ID card just to go to
Newcastle. That's if Blunkett is still Home Secretary after giving First
Class rail tickets paid for by the taxpayers to his floosie.

Let's see: Howard, Straw, Blunkett...

There's a definite progression towards Uber_Authoritarianism there. Who
the hell can they find to fill the slot? To top Blunkett, they'd have to
let Saddam out of jail.

FoFP