Off: cat-herding

[vzenv14m]

I'll tell you how to herd a cat or 5, open a few cans of cat food, simple.
My screen reader wasn't articulate, so at first I thought it read "Cat
hurting, they still have a long way to go with speech synthesizers for the
computer.

Kaduflyer

P.S.  All the trouble herding, when a few cans of 9 lives would make it
simple, but for the cowboys, it wouldn't be as much fun.