(Was), gay metal band thread:(Now) the return of ICU

[trev]

no one mentioned me and my bob calvert tribute song...wail!

i'll have to kill all of them...no choice...

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From: "mike coleman" <insect.brain at GMAIL.COM>
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:01 PM
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.ISPNETINC.NET>
Subject: Re: (Was), gay metal band thread:(Now) the return of ICU

> yes, and I apologize for being so harsh, I was in a terrible mood since I
> chased the old friends away and the boc-l'ers all have things to do on the
> weekend (but I'm getting friends again, like NOW!!!)
> in truth, it may be impossible to completely gloss over your Geritol phase
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geritol, but your years of bottom-feeding 
> wore
> well for you, and you surely have a year or so left and only some 
> intensive
> liposuction, facial botox injections and hair dye are needed to get ICU
> going strong again and then I imagine Steve can keep it going strong!!
> I'm  thinking something like blue might look good (you signing with a 
> paint
> pen)
> please be very careful with yourself until this is accomplished!!!
> mike
> ps-can I have your  hair???  I need a wig
>
> On 9/30/08, trev <judge48 at hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> so go over again what i have to do. sign the thing with some silver
>> pen...what?
>>
>> you can't expect a person of my stature to deal in common 
>> trade...surely???
>>
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>> From: "mike coleman" <insect.brain at GMAIL.COM>
>> Sent: Saturday, September 27, 2008 10:21 PM
>> To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.ISPNETINC.NET>
>> Subject: Re: (Was), gay metal band thread:(Now) the return of ICU
>>
>>
>>>> sp-
>>>> I take it you found a ride then?
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> He doesn't go until tomorrow, he's probably drunk...
>>> as you can see, my relationship with Trev has devolved into one of pure
>>> hate
>>> and zero tolerance.....I can usually "chase him off" the BOC-L, but 
>>> every
>>> now and again he turns up with something quite pathetic and useless to
>>> bellow.....
>>> It's quite sad that the age of the computer has taken away the sanity of
>>> the
>>> atlantic ocean resting between us
>>> It looks like I may have to go offline.....
>>> Since you seem willing to share a stage with alcohol moistened
>>> microphones,
>>> I must try to salvage what I can here.....Trev may have gotten the hump
>>> off
>>> his back when he finally licked his nasty addiction to embalming fluid
>>> back
>>> in the 80's, but the damage was done and now that he is elderly he's
>>> gotten
>>> senile, and doesn't realise in this late stage of the game (no pun
>>> intended), his constant gigging in the UK does no good in preserving the
>>> fact he every existed at all, not to mention doing USA fans very little
>>> good
>>> .......
>>> at this juncture for him it's all about the product, the pose, and the
>>> marketing (I'm thinking wig, I'm thinking brunette),,,,,
>>> if your garage yeilds fruit, could I get you to consider sending him the
>>> standard issue of my favorite 45, in some snot manner to inlcude a note
>>> "on
>>> loan from mike coleman", since he pretends he's never heard it.......If
>>> you
>>> are going to use him I want him to at least have a reminder of "how it's
>>> done"
>>> and with that out in the open, I have improved upon the "hump on you 
>>> back"
>>> lyrics (unless everybody else is just wrong), and if anybody cares to 
>>> shop
>>> them around to eddie clarke or anything, be my guest....
>>> I don't need no
>>> I don't need no smack
>>> Don't you do it
>>> It'll stop you in your tracks
>>> You might think it's clever
>>> Nodding out forever
>>> With a monkey on your back
>>> Ain't no future
>>> The mainline ain't the way
>>> If you got problems
>>> Face 'em now today
>>> 'Cause there ain't no use in hidin'
>>> While you're watchin' your friends dyin' (could be "girlfriends", take
>>> your
>>> pick)
>>> The Monkey makes you pay
>>> Turn it up!
>>> You might think I
>>> Ain't got no place to preach
>>> But paradise
>>> Is right there in your reach
>>> But I'm here to tell ya
>>> Heroin gonna kill ya
>>> The monkey's just a leach
>>>
>>>
>