if you don't buy it..i'm gonna kill meself

[trev]

Yes, well, now I've tried every trick in the book to sell "Live at the Cosmic Puffin" by Trev and Kev,
 I can now announce that it is a titanic flop, having broken all Real Festival Music sales records in reverse by a total sale of 12 copies (worldwide) to date...Quite a significant number when one considers the esoteric science of numerology.
I think the blame must lie squarely on the head of Mike Coleman who's luke warm and non-committal comments on this masterpiece
have obviously perverted the minds of the sinning members of this list.
However Trev and Kev, undaunted by this typical Coleman Calumny, so typical of the Hamburger Half-wit, will press on with our growing number of live engagements where we will reach the hearts and minds not of 12 of the True Blessed Ones, but of the hundreds and the thousands, thus achieving our rightful status among the all time Greats (Elvis, Walker Brothers, Jerry Lee Lewis etc).

Now as a final gesture, as a demonstration of my own massive magnanimity, I will hereby expunge the dire and heinous sin of those who have not yet purchased, thus guaranteeing their place in heaven as opposed to hell and damnation, by offering one final chance...

Buy it here and avoid the Eternal Flames of Hell (money back guarantee) http://www.realfestivalmusic.co.uk/music.html
See Trev and Kev MySpace for track samples and live engagements www.myspace.com/trevandkev  

Judge Trev

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From: "Jonathan Jarrett" <jjarrett at CHIARK.GREENEND.ORG.UK>
Sent: Sunday, August 02, 2009 10:53 AM
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.ISPNETINC.NET>
Subject: Re: if you don't buy it..i'm gonna kill meself

> On Thu, 23 Jul 2009, mike coleman wrote:
> 
>> no you're not, your going into the studio with Nicholas to record some
>> deadly mexicali space metal (I mean you ARE for ME right?)
> 
>  That sounds like a worthwhile exercise to me, I mean Los Natas's 
> is bloody impossible to get hold of these days, it's time for the new 
> wave, right? And anyway that was only metal by the most Sabbathy of 
> definitions, I think I hear Venom from Mike's headphones... Yours,
>     Jon
> 
> ObCD: Bevis Frond - _Any Gas Faster_
> -- 
>       Jonathan Jarrett, Cambridge    jjarrett at chiark.greenend.org.uk
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>  "With Capitalism, man exploits man.  With Socialism, it is exactly opposite"
>                   -Robert Anton Wilson
>