if you don't buy it..i'm gonna kill meself

[mike coleman]

AND....(I'm omitting putting OFF because Trev going into one of his
astronomically numerous suicide threats says it already, and I have no wish
to shatter his Hawkwind songwriter self vision)
you think YOU got problems??
I have become so rebellious with every inhalation that I'm attracting the
opposite sex
this wasn't accounted for
I'm a frickin cross between ET and Uncle fester
the dollar store diva wants to slam dunk her boyfriend in the deep-end and
rub herself all over me
to make things worse, she is arousing to me, and she's 31
I'm thinking something like
"does your boyfriend have a gun?"
(then if I get a no)
"Ok, we can cruise around in your car and spend your paycheck"

On 8/2/09, mike coleman <insect.brain at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> shuttup and look at the CARET documents by "Isaac"
> there
> I repaid you
> ever heard of a little thing like "do you yahoo"
> I'm banned there for life (for not having a green logbook or something) and
> don't you think that list would be more profitable?
> I'll repay you further for the damages, and you know it
> I'm not a reviewer, you have to write them and just sign my name
> today was snaggletooth day, motorhead after motorhead that just keeps
> comin' back and can't be exorcised
> the mexicans have not kicked in the door and shot me so far, but I really
> could use that mexicali space metal
> now please learn some spanish por favor and ring up Nik real quick
> if you'll excuse me, I've some alien drawings to peruse. if I can just get
> the damned things to show up : (
>
>
>  On 8/2/09, trev <judge48 at hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Yes, well, now I've tried every trick in the book to sell "Live at the
>> Cosmic Puffin" by Trev and Kev,
>> I can now announce that it is a titanic flop, having broken all Real
>> Festival Music sales records in reverse by a total sale of 12 copies
>> (worldwide) to date...Quite a significant number when one considers the
>> esoteric science of numerology.
>> I think the blame must lie squarely on the head of Mike Coleman who's luke
>> warm and non-committal comments on this masterpiece
>> have obviously perverted the minds of the sinning members of this list.
>> However Trev and Kev, undaunted by this typical Coleman Calumny, so
>> typical of the Hamburger Half-wit, will press on with our growing number of
>> live engagements where we will reach the hearts and minds not of 12 of the
>> True Blessed Ones, but of the hundreds and the thousands, thus achieving our
>> rightful status among the all time Greats (Elvis, Walker Brothers, Jerry Lee
>> Lewis etc).
>>
>> Now as a final gesture, as a demonstration of my own massive magnanimity,
>> I will hereby expunge the dire and heinous sin of those who have not yet
>> purchased, thus guaranteeing their place in heaven as opposed to hell and
>> damnation, by offering one final chance...
>>
>> Buy it here and avoid the Eternal Flames of Hell (money back guarantee)
>> http://www.realfestivalmusic.co.uk/music.html
>> See Trev and Kev MySpace for track samples and live engagements
>> www.myspace.com/trevandkev
>>
>> Judge Trev
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------
>> From: "Jonathan Jarrett" <jjarrett at CHIARK.GREENEND.ORG.UK>
>> Sent: Sunday, August 02, 2009 10:53 AM
>> To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.ISPNETINC.NET>
>> Subject: Re: if you don't buy it..i'm gonna kill meself
>>
>> > On Thu, 23 Jul 2009, mike coleman wrote:
>> >
>> >> no you're not, your going into the studio with Nicholas to record some
>> >> deadly mexicali space metal (I mean you ARE for ME right?)
>> >
>> >  That sounds like a worthwhile exercise to me, I mean Los Natas's
>> > is bloody impossible to get hold of these days, it's time for the new
>> > wave, right? And anyway that was only metal by the most Sabbathy of
>> > definitions, I think I hear Venom from Mike's headphones... Yours,
>> >     Jon
>> >
>> > ObCD: Bevis Frond - _Any Gas Faster_
>> > --
>> >       Jonathan Jarrett, Cambridge    jjarrett at chiark.greenend.org.uk
>>
>> >    =======================================================================
>> >  "With Capitalism, man exploits man.  With Socialism, it is exactly
>> opposite"
>> >                   -Robert Anton Wilson
>> >
>>
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