TREV and kev Pandemic of Noize dispatches

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Yup, to a near sell-out audience and taking the main stage at 11pm, before the
Fun Loving Criminals, (the No.1 chart topping,"headliners"), Trev and kev opened
with their LSD influenced "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside", from their
Live at the Cosmic Puffin album, taunting the "E" based audience that it was
about time they started using mens drugs instead of kiddy stuff. Then, being in
the mood to take no prisoners, the legend toppling acoustic duo unleashed "Raj
Neesh" into the astonished and confused crowd. At this stage, it is reliably
reported that the Mafia-backed Fun Loving Criminals were seen to burst into
tears and start whimpering for their mummies. Following this with their
Madonna/Hawkind medley, it was clear that the opposition had arrived at their
"El Alamein". After a rapturously received set Judge Trev, legs astride,
purveyed the field of slaughter before him as the ullulations of the Blessed
Ones echoed across the field of combat, and with a derisive sneer on his
triumphant lips, he offered the surviving crusties and fashionable, a la mode
club-goers a COUNTRY AND WESTERN song, "The Ballad of Fred Goodwin" (Live at the
Cosmic Puffin), as the Crowzones picked at the twitching corpses which littered
the Field of Theatre Coronet.

The event was a near carbon copy of their recent engagement at Moonfest where
Justin Hawkins chart-topping band "Hotlegs" suffered a similar fate.

TREV and kev are available for functions, weddings, barmitzfas and any bona
fide chart topping performers who wish to try their luck in the time-honoured
sport of mortal combat.

Buy Live at the Cosmic Puffin here
http://www.realfestivalmusic.co.uk/music.html 

Trev and Kev Myspace http://www.myspace.com/trevandkev


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