.title The Incredible Aztec
.fg 20
.c;^&The Incredible Aztec\&
.s
.c;Paul Smitherman
.nmpg 1
.page
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.lm 8.p -8.at
Narrator: Manny Banner, a man working on historical chimi research at UCL.
 Little did he know that his latest project would bring him to a state of
 unknown terror.
.p0
Manny at desk with Chimi and Jack, the guy who sweeps up
.p-8
Manny: So you see Jack, what I've got is the actual first written chimi 
 recipie. The Aztecs developed the chimi in the 1400's and now I've been
 able to decipher their writings and make this ancient form of chimi.
Jack: I don't know about all this stuff Mr. Banner, I just gotta sweep up.
Manny: Ahhh, and now a taste of the first chimi ! (He takes a bite, gags,
 chokes, etc. ^&Lights.\&)
Narrator: Manny Banner, a man cursed by an ancient Aztec chimi recipie. Little
 did he know that the mere sight and smell of a chimi, any chimi, would
 unleash the terrifying force within him. (^&Lights\&. Fiddle Fig, Manny walks
 in)
Bob: Hey, Manny what's up? You look terrible.
Manny: I don't know, Bob. Something weird happened to me last night. Is
 that a chimi I smell?
Bob: Yeah. Want some? Hey, Manny, what's wrong?
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Manny falls offstage. He reappears as the Aztec, rips Bob's heart out
 and eats it.
.p-8
Person: Oh my God !!! An Aztec !!!
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Screaming, people run out. Manny runs out, ^&Lights\&. Lights on. Theme Music,
Manny hitchiking in Ted Banner fashion
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Narrator: Manny Banner, living with a raging Aztec priest's spirit inside
 of him. Waiting to find a time when chimi's won't transform him 
 into -- The Incredible Aztec. (^&Lights\&)