OFF:Levitation

[Daniel Wikdahl]

Hey everybody... I've seen the light!... Read this and you will too...

                -Daniel
>
>DOS Airline: Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump
>     on and let the plane coast until it hits
>     the ground again, then push again, jump on again and so on.
>
>     DOS with QEMM Airline: The same thing but with more leg room to push.
>
>     Mac Airline: All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage
>     handlers, and ticket agents look the same,
>     act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions about
>     details, you are told you don't need to know,
>     don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without you
>     having to know, so just shut up.
>
>     OS/2 Airline: To board the plane, you have your ticket stamped ten
>     different times by standing in ten
>     different lines. Then you fill out a form showing where you want to
>     sit and whether it should look and feel like an
>     ocean liner, a passenger train, or a bus. If you succeed in getting on
>     board the plane and the plane succeeds in
>     getting off the ground, you have a wonderful trip...except for the
>     times when the rudder and flaps get frozen in
>     position, in which case you have time to say your prayers and get
>     yourself prepared before the crash.
>
>     Windows Airline: The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with
>     friendly stewards and stewardesses, easy
>     access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff... then the plane blows up
>     without any warning whatsoever.
>
>     NT Airline: Everyone marches out on the runway, says the password in
>     unison, and forms the outline of an
>     airplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing sound like
>     they're flying.
>
>     Unix Airline: Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when
>     they come to the airport. They all go
>     out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing
>     constantly about what kind of plane they're
>     building.

"Jag har en papegoja -så jag bestämmer" (Rickard Fuchs)

Daniel Wikdahl
Kaptensgatan 2a
S-39 236 KALMAR
SWEDEN
0480-245 11