HW: What The...

[fatrat]

I have a feeling we are all misinformed: after seeing Mr Kilmister on a recent
late night show, the violin-wielding "Lemmy" in question looks a) too clean b)
too small-jawed c) not warty enough and d) I don't think the real Lemme
Kilmister is the line-dancing type! (see cowboy hat). Bernard Manning doing the
dishes and nice Daleks I can believe but that is NOT the real Lemmy. I believe
it is a cunning body-double. Some years ago I heard of a roady (co-incidentally
known as "Fast Eddy") who looks so much like Lemmy that after repeated requests
he started signing Lemmy's autograph when asked, in order to get
over-enthusiastic fans off of his back. I think it is he and not the
diesel-drinking steel-throated fish-looking singing bass murderer (ie killing
with his four-stringed Rickenbacker, not murdering bass lines!). If anyone has
any further info, I would be interested.

Neil Ward wrote:

> So, Keith, you admit to watching 'Coronation Street' then do you???
>
> I presume this is simply to worship the spirits of the one known as
> Khenbaaarloooooo, and not because you are an incurable soap fan.
>
> Neil.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Captain Bl at ck" <starfield at SUPANET.COM>
> To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
> Sent: Monday, July 02, 2001 8:16 PM
> Subject: HW: What The...
>
> There I was, sipping a 'bina and watching the adbreak in between Coronation
> Street, and there's this Kit Kat advert on, featuring folks like Lawrence
> Llewelyn Bowen having a haircut, Bernard Manning talking romantically about
> his mother-in-law, and all the way through there's a string section playing
> on the soundtrack.
>
> Then right at the end, there's Lemmy playing the violin.
>
> No joke.