Dead acts (was: Re: Star One - Space Metal)

[Stephe Lindas]

Hi, The Dead bands are everywhere here. Go to a rib cook off. Lots of old
washed up fossils.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ketil Svendsen" <ketil.svendsen at FISKAREN.NHST.NO>
To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2002 5:32 AM
Subject: OFF: Dead acts (was: Re: Star One - Space Metal)


> usually the really, really down-and out boring acts end their careers
touring
> norway.... we've got literally shit loads of examples (to name a few at
random:
> smokie).
> problem is, with the risk of sounding like a snob ;-)  , the norwegian
audience
> seems to be drawn to these dying ships like flies to ....something smelly.
like
> underwear.
> if no such dead acts are available, the record companies doesn't despair.
it's
> time for plan #2:
> get a tired housewife (no offense!) with four kids and no dreams left.
tell her
> to to do uninspired cover versions of 60s trad country. run ads on
norwegian
> telly. instant hit!
>
> oh well,
> ketil svendsen,
> norway
>
>
> > Never trust anyone that likes Malmsteen [...] May he spend the rest of
his
> > life touring in South America and Russia.
> >
> > Hey you, what do you have against Russia?!