Dead acts (was: Re: Star One - Space Metal)

[Tim]

Careful there Stephe...saw BOC at a rib cook-off last year...
tim
Stephe Lindas wrote:
 >
 > Hi, The Dead bands are everywhere here. Go to a rib cook off. Lots of old
 > washed up fossils.
 > ----- Original Message -----
 > From: "Ketil Svendsen" <ketil.svendsen at FISKAREN.NHST.NO>
 > To: <BOC-L at LISTSERV.SPC.EDU>
 > Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2002 5:32 AM
 > Subject: OFF: Dead acts (was: Re: Star One - Space Metal)
 >
 >
 > > usually the really, really down-and out boring acts end their careers
 > touring
 > > norway.... we've got literally shit loads of examples (to name a few at
 > random:
 > > smokie).
 > > problem is, with the risk of sounding like a snob ;-)  , the norwegian
 > audience
 > > seems to be drawn to these dying ships like flies to ....something smelly.
 > like
 > > underwear.
 > > if no such dead acts are available, the record companies doesn't despair.
 > it's
 > > time for plan #2:
 > > get a tired housewife (no offense!) with four kids and no dreams left.
 > tell her
 > > to to do uninspired cover versions of 60s trad country. run ads on
 > norwegian
 > > telly. instant hit!
 > >
 > > oh well,
 > > ketil svendsen,
 > > norway
 > >
 > >
 > > > Never trust anyone that likes Malmsteen [...] May he spend the rest of
 > his
 > > > life touring in South America and Russia.
 > > >
 > > > Hey you, what do you have against Russia?!