The Middle Earth Monitor

[Ian Abrahams]

----- Original Message -----
From: "M Holmes" <fofp at HOLYROOD.ED.AC.UK>
>
> Meanwhile a large army of orcs which had recently been intercepted on
> the plains outside Minas Tirith complained that their freedom to travel
> had been abridged. "These human claims of aggression are utterly
> unfounded" a spokesman said. "Sure, a few of us may have had one too
> many pints of Foggy Bottom and gotten a bit excitable but we're just on
> our way to see our favourite band play the Palace at Minas Tirith."
>
> Our reporters can indeed confirm that a popular underground band is
> playing there tomorrow: a band called Orcwind.

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